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Mark Twain funny quotes
I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it. 我不参加葬礼，但我发了封信过去说我允许了。
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. 别看那些所谓的健康读物。你可能会因印刷错误死去。
George Carlin Funny Quotes
You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans. 你知道在德克萨斯执行死刑有好的一面么？德克萨斯的人口少了。
“No comment” is a comment. 没有评论（无可奉告）是一则评论。
Steve Martin [...]
今天是五四青年节，不由地感叹起自己的青春岁月，已经是老女人了啊。看看我们单位一个一个的招进新人，不是85就是87的，就差没有90后的，心里很郁闷。我摘录了一些关于青年/年轻的名人语句，聊以自慰，献给同为80后的mm和gg.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. ~~~~Mark Twain
Nobody grows old merely by living a number of years. We grow old by deserting our ideals. Years may wrinkle the skin, but to give up enthusiasm wrinkle the soul. ~~~~ Samuel Ulman
A man is not old until regrets [...]
