10大最有趣名人摘录
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Mark Twain funny quotes
- I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it. 我不参加葬礼，但我发了封信过去说我允许了。
- Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. 别看那些所谓的健康读物。你可能会因印刷错误死去。
George Carlin Funny Quotes
- You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans. 你知道在德克萨斯执行死刑有好的一面么？德克萨斯的人口少了。
- “No comment” is a comment. 没有评论（无可奉告）是一则评论。
Steve Martin Funny Quotes
- Boy, those French: They have a different word for everything!孩子，那些法国人，他们什么东西都有个新词。
- First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. 医生告诉我一个好消息，一种疾病将以我的名字命名。
