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10大最有趣名人摘录

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Mark Twain funny quotes

1. I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.  我不参加葬礼，但我发了封信过去说我允许了。
2. Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. 别看那些所谓的健康读物。你可能会因印刷错误死去。

George Carlin Funny Quotes

1. You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans.  你知道在德克萨斯执行死刑有好的一面么？德克萨斯的人口少了。
2. “No comment” is a comment. 没有评论（无可奉告）是一则评论。

Steve Martin Funny Quotes

1. Boy, those French: They have a different word for everything!孩子，那些法天变得真快，我俯下身子往盆子里盛水，阳台防盗栏杆外已经飘起了雨。盆子在阳台的右角，雨水先落在窗前铁栏杆再顺着花国人，他们什么东西都有个新词。
2. First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. 医生告诉我一个好消息，一种疾病将以我的名字命名。

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