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Mark Twain funny quotes

1. I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.  我不参加葬礼，但我发了封信过去说我允许了。
2. Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. 别看那些所谓的健康读物。你可能会因印刷错误死去。

George Carlin Funny Quotes

1. You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans.  你知道在德克萨斯执行死刑有好的一面么？德克萨斯的人口少了。
2. “No comment” is a comment. 没有评论（无可奉告）是一则评论。

Steve Martin Funny Quotes

1. Boy, those French: They have a different word for everything!孩子，那些法国人，他们什么东西都有个新词。
2. First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. 医生告诉我一个好消息，一种疾病将以我的名字命名。

Jerry Seinfeld Funny Quotes

• Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little
  bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.男人需要女人和内衣做到两件事，一点儿自由，一点儿支持。

Jay Leno Funny Quotes

• The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.英格兰医药日志报告说10个医生里有9个认为1／10个医生是白痴。

Rodney Dangerfield Funny Quotes

• I’m at the age where I want two girls. In case I fall asleep they will have someone to talk to.我年纪到了，需要2个伴儿。不然我睡着了，他们可以有聊天的对象。
• A girl phoned me and said, “Come on over. There’s nobody home.” I went over. Nobody was home! 一个女孩打电话跟我说：“你过来，我这儿没人。”我过去了，家里真的一个人也没有。

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